im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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