also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
