hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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