your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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