I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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