There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Watching her eat just hurts me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe