I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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