ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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