No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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