i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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