I want to walk on stilts...naked
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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