You work out of a Hotel?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there was a trapeze. enough said
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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