Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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