I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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