So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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