I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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