This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
