i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Im part way to drunk.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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