Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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