These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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