Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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