I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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