he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she told me i tasted like america
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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