Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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