yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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