I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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