it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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