I wish life had little blips of pornography
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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