Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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