Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize