just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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