Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
did i walk over a car last night?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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