Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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