is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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