so that wasnt chicken after all
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I understand Curling. That high.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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