Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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