How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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