Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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