When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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