What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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