I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
sex in a hospital.. check
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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