You're so nebulous sometimes
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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