There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
