I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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