matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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