Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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