just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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