I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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