the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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