omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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