so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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