You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
