HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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