And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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